[For the sake of this argument and because most of Chairman Jobs' propaganda supposes that PCs and Windows are synonymous, let's say that Mac and OS X are also interchangeable. When I mention UNIX/Linux, let's assume that they are running on Sun or Intel hardware and therefore, to Macists are also icky like PCs and therefore must be destroyed.]

In the June 2008 issue of Wired Magazine, reader and Apple Zealot Dan Luke of Portland, Oregon made one of the most preposterous statements since “The world is flat.” What he does not realize is that his flippant attitude is actually dangerous to his red delicious way of life.

He declared: “It’s simple. Apple doesn’t make garbage. Everyone else does. PCs don’t really work.”