Facebook Launched Places to Bore Me Silly
Most people who write software start by defining a problem to solve. They try to make the world a simpler and more efficient place through lines of code. I am not convinced that Facebook thinks that way. Mark Zuckerberg has once again gone against the grain and proven that Facebook is writing software for their needs.

Who is Places for? As of this post (see what I did there?) It isn’t feature rich enough to satisfy the nerds. There is no model to benefit a business and it does not offer anything to entice the marketers.
So what? The aforementioned audiences have (practically) been begging the LBS vendors for more options and more control. Analysts have been supposing what a Facebook LBS experience would be like, but instead of listening of listening and leapfrogging, Facebook has decided to start by releasing the minimum. The ability to check in and a Read API for application development. Aaron Strout and I had a talk about this on the Twitter. I am disappointed because for some reason I thought Facebook did not suffer from the same kind of tunnel vision that other giant organizations experience.

In my article about how LBS vendors needed to fear the sleeping giant, I gave Facebook way too much credit. I assumed that Facebook would actually look at the market and go live with:
- A clear statement of how to validate that business belongs to the person who claims the business.
- A listing of the services accessible to businesses and marketers complete with a self service model.
- A clear understanding of the activation model including costs and the associated time frames.
I even said: “Facebook will treat this like a revenue stream. Their LBS version 1 will go online with a method of business activation, tiered levels of service and a pricing model”. And why not? They have the resources available to build this functionality into their already massive platform. Instead Zuckerberg’s team has proven that they live in oblivion. There is almost got a Katanari Damacy fun-yet-near-pointless premise in play. Zuckerberg is the King of All Cosmos whose whimsy led to the destruction of the universe. We are the princes and princesses who are employed but the king to roll our katamaris through Farmville and Yoville. We are collecting pictures and videos of people, beer, cows and candy at various places reforming a giant Facebook eternity of whatever.

They are clearly employing a strategy to test whether the masses will play. And they are once again flipping the bird to privacy by allowing a user to check any friend in their social graph into a Place regardless of whether they are actually there. For example, I checked a bunch of people into my local Starbucks this morning. None of them were even in my state (but it would have been a really great group).
Instead of innovation, we got a disjointed experience. A check in is just a check in. We currently cannot associate anything (media) but other people to the place. There is no game, no campaign and no surprise and delight. At least we got the power to compromise the privacy of our friends.

I am going to my happy place now. “It’s free software. It’s free software. It’s free software. It’s free software. It’s free software. It’s free software.”

